Rustic,Colo.March 28th – When you mix four campers playing sword fighting with cooking skewers and three cases of beer bad thing are bound to happen.
While camping in the Colorado Rockies near Rocky Mountain National Park four drunken friends’ horse play escalated into a trip to the Fort Collins hospital to have Thomas Mackey’s testicle removed.
We had been drinking most of the day”, said Pat White of Livermore Colorado.” The four of us had just gotten a little to bored and I slapped the hot dog wiener off of Tom’s cooking skewer with mine. We jumped up and started sword fighting like we were kids.”
Obviously things got a little carried away from there. Thomas lunged towards Pat as he was stabbing at him. This great mistiming lead to a skewer being driven through Mr. Mackey’s testicle.
As soon as the cursing and threats had subsided the four men made the thirty mile trip into Fort Collins where the testicle was removed.
